As if working out wasn't bad enough...
#1 Pre-workout make-up
If your foundation doesn't end up dripping down your face, you're probably not exercising hard enough...
Of any kind. Fire alarms. Squat-squeals (totes a thing). Squeaky trainers. We're trying to listen to our iPod over here but it's being drowned out by that weird clucking sound you make every time you do a sit-up.
#3 TOWIE-style showdowns
Reality shows have led us to believe that the gym makes a great place to have an argument - but we disagree. Take it outside, ladies.
#4 Straps that won't stay up
Oh, and also tops that won't stay down. Clothes, please just stay put.
#5 Selfies in front of the mirror
We get it: you have an awesome body, and yes, that picture will probably get 1.2k likes on Instagram in the next hour. But even so - we don't want to watch you Earlybird your abs.
#6 Perfect hair
Only because we're jealous of everyone who has perfect hair, obviously.
#7 People in classes who keep talking
It's hard to get your zen on when someone keeps whispering to you about a post-class coffee.
#8 Communal shower areas
There are only so many naked bodies we want to see before 7am.
#9 Chat-up lines
Dripping in sweat, gasping for breath and barely able to walk - and yet you still want to ask me out? Either you can see my inner beauty (but not the engagement ring on my finger) or you will literally try anything once.
#10 Slogans on tees
We've tripped off the running machine on more than one occasion whilst attempting to read a sloganned t-shirt - and it almost certainly never justifies the bruised bum.