Feeling hot, hot, hot? Switch on the fan and step away from the bedroom...
#1 The heat will make one of you really, really grumpy.
Probably both of you, actually. There's nothing quite like burning temperatures, a night spend tossing and turning your pillow (in search of the elusive 'cool side') and frizzed-up hair to make you feel in the mood - in the mood for a cold bath and an early night, that is.
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#2 All those fun summer-y places are actually not that great for hooking up.
We're talking about the sea (too public), the swimming pool (too chlorine-y) and the beach (too sand-y). Everything is itchy and sticky and clammy and generally a bit un-sexy. Even the shower isn't that great: hot water does not a lubricant make.
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#3 Sunburn, hayfever and heat rash = a trio of sexy summery fun
Feeling frisky yet?
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#4 Sweat, sweat, all the sweat
And not the good 'ooh, working up a sweat' kind of sweat. (We've written the word 'sweat' far too many times now...). Rather, we mean the sweat worked up by being crammed into a train carriage for an hour, or running for the bus, or sitting in a badly air-conditioned office all day. YAY, SUMMER.