From 'I'm like the QUEEN right now' to 'I need five minutes alone with a cappuccino' we've heard them all. So, don't panic, you're not alone.
#1 'It's my hen do, it's my hen, it's my hen doooooo' (often thought on repeat to a nifty little tune).
#2 'Look into my eyes Angela. If you're listening please PLEASE please do not mention that embarrassing night I had at the carnival in front of my MOTHER.'
#3 "I'm like the QUEEN RIGHT NOW.'
#4 'I really don't want to wear THAT' (in reference to the hen party outfit the girls have pulled together).
#5 'Another PENIS straw?!' (Sometimes it's best to add a sprinkling of novelty willy decorations, rather than a whole HAUL).
#6 'I need five minutes alone with a cappuccino' (it can all get a little overwhelming).
#7 'OMG you've done so much…does this mean I'm going to have to plan your hen do?!' *worried face*
#8 'I feel HORRENDOUS!!!!!!' (This thought often arrives in the early hours of the morning after).
#9 As does: 'why am I wearing a gown made of toilet roll' and 'what happened last night?'
#10 'I LOVE YOU ALLLLLL' (often caused by the loveliness of a hen do)